Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

Google Search Syndrome by missmuffintop January 17, 2010

stop, search and kill 

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.

Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

stop, search and kill by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

what to search 

Well just because you searched that you're obviously bored what did you expect to find?

I'm bored so I'm going to search what to search

what to search by Guy dude 123 April 22, 2017

Read-Search

A play on the word Research.

The event when students in college are reading for homework, research & essay writing, but gets bored and stops after a certain amount of text, then goes googling things, and/or searching on facebook, youtube, twitter, myspace, etc. Then later return to the reading, only to repeat the process. This extends the time required to get through a reading assignment and often adds hours to the task.

(1)Derek: Hey Sarah, did you finish your essay for the term?

Sarah: No, I tried to write it, but kept getting distracted by read-search. I think I'm going to fail!

(2)
Amy: That article on the human genotypes was so long and boring! Why did the professor assign it?

David: I know! I couldn't read it in one seating without read-searching! It ended up taking hours to finish reading it!

Read-Search by Lexitonina April 13, 2010

strip search

the removal of a person's clothing in the process of searching for weapons, drugs or contraband

Before the police do a strip search, they should take you to dinner and a movie.

strip search by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

T-Search

The best memory finder/value editor around.

Great GUI, better functionality than ArtMoney, and integrates smoothly with TKM.

A great way to cheat in games that don't have cheats.

I found the address of my 'health', then I froze it, so now I'm stuck at 100 health.

T-Search by Mazrim July 19, 2005

why did i search this up 

I dont know

Friend: why did i search this up?
You: idk
Teacher: are you supposed to be on that website mr/young lady

why did i search this up by Theguywhosaysthings April 5, 2021