scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Egg

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.

Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.

by Wrong turner September 13, 2009

Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006

scrumble

the act of engaging in lesbian intercouse

I really need to use the bathroom but Jenny and Debra are in there having a scrumble

by :P January 29, 2005

Scrumbler

When a man explicits flatulence and the vibes creep up and rumbles his scrotum.

Her blind date turned red with embarrassment as she heard his scrumbler across the table!

by Ligra Talon December 14, 2020

scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne

Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face

by Lister March 17, 2003