screeched

adj. Describes one who is extremely intoxicated and removes his clothes despite popular approval.

Dude, Drew is fucking screeched.

by Nate June 4, 2004

Scratcher

Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor

Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else

by Yea it's me bro August 6, 2012

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

Stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.

"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"

or

"You two are so different but you're a totally stitched couple.

by Diva_Danae April 10, 2006

Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal

Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.

by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

scratched

To barely make it.

I scratched that escape. The killer was right there.

I just scratched the last grocery bag. Carrying all of this food by hand would take so long.

by Lucifina Nightinger October 9, 2019