schmerg

The word you say to someone when you don't want to say "I really like you a lot... really i do," because that's just awkward and uncomfortable and you do like them more than just liking them, but its too early in the relationship to say "love." So this communicates the feeling without the awkward sentence.

"These last three months have been really wonderful I just want to say that I schmerg you..."

"I love you too!"

"No no, I'm not at that point yet... I schmerg you."

by Copaedalmikacr January 11, 2009

scover

combination of the words "scoot" and "over"

"can you please scover a couple of seats down?"

by nathan ledesma October 22, 2003

Somers Slap

When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.

Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

Somer

N. A down to earth, loveable girl. usually with mental retardations of some kind. Best if pronounced with a lisp. (Thomer) Usually having brownish or blonde hair. Tends to like ugly men.

I love that girl Somer, but she is a real idiot!

by -- Golem August 6, 2011

scover

a combination of the words "scoot" and "over".

Can you scover so i can sit down?

by Corey Layne October 22, 2003

somer

verb: to jew the living shit out of something

"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."

by somer rodgers January 15, 2008

Somers

A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.

Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.

by Robes July 16, 2008