Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006

schaef

Def- N: Hypocritical abuser; uses strictly unfavourable tactics within regular environment in order to try obtain bragging rights over rivals. Always abuses single function in relation to stance. Often regarded as worst assault in world, by many (correct) critics.

See that? The faggot just dropped grenades at his feet. Fucking schaef...

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

schweaty balls

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.

Lick my schweaty balls!

by Anonymous December 14, 2002

Schweener

an abnormally tall, pale, and skinny person,
characteristics; unable to get a tan, long arms, often red in the face

you're gonna burn up in the sun Luke, you're such a schweener.

by tim maher April 30, 2008

schweeb

another word to describe the densest and most crystaly buds from a cannabis plant

check out this new schweeb

by Jesse Pincombe October 28, 2005

Schweff

Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.

"Hey, did you stay over at Lara's last night?"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"

by StellaDrinkerNotts June 21, 2017

Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

by TheHotsteppa May 17, 2018