Schooting

School shooting

There was another schooting in Florida today.

by FirstMopho March 22, 2021

Schlothing

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.

Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool

by CatholicWaifu November 15, 2021

Schmoopin

When you steal the tires off of someone's car.

Man that homeless man was really schmoopin my car last night.

by Jesus of McDonald's December 29, 2021

Schooting

A short version of school shooting.

When you're really in a hurry for a schooting.

by BowlingShirtKen June 7, 2022

Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

schlomoning

When you’ve got a hankering for pot

Damn, I’m really schlomoning right now.. Wanna light up?

by Komah001 May 28, 2023

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023