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sheef

The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.
I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.
by Enine November 21, 2017
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Schnef

Schnef is often used to describe a smelly, unhygienic low life who happens to be rich. This person isn't teased about their disgusting lifestyle but they are the kind of people who when they walk past, you stop breathing.
But as they are a Schnef and never get teased, this makes them feel popular and they often use this to their advantage. So they may often become a bully.
"OMG, he is so rich! What a Schnef"

"Look, the Schnef is coming!"

"What a Schnef"

"Im no Schnef!"
by sophiie-OMG-lols-and-lols August 5, 2008
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sceefo

sleezy scummy person, an ass, a mindless idiot
"dude invite charlie"
"no hes a complete sceefo he was snagging beers out of my cooler all night"
by anthony_franklin_rosevelt jr November 6, 2009
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Schneffmumble

The noise of surprise you make when someone pisses on your face.
The schneffmumble produced by <Person X> sounded almost exactly like a dying walrus.
by :::Oscar::: July 22, 2008
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schleff

schleff
n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.
Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
by bananamanboy October 26, 2007
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schief

1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 3, 2008
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Schwefy

(Shh-WEF-E)

A well extablished young lady with high sex appeal who is part of the GAME.

Often pursued by all guys, but only men who know the GAME can usually take a SchWefy home.

Is related to but not deemed to be a Skeeza, Scallawag, or Skuzbucket.
Man lets hit up the strip and get some SchWefys.

Damn that girl is definately a SchWefy.

SCHWEFYS!!!!
by Cha-SAY October 6, 2008
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