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devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex
by Knob gagger May 23, 2019
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Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.
This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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Salmon Underwear

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty
Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.
by originalgansta February 9, 2012
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Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.
Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.
by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017
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Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
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Salmon Cowbell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
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salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.
That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.
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