angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.

I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006

rooster fish

Rooster=cock fish=sucky lip action so a rooster fish is a cock sucker!

Man my girls a real rooster fish, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!

by CPS October 10, 2003

Sydney Roosters

One of the oldest (Est. 1908) and by far the best NRL teams in the competition. The Roosters made the grand final in 4 of the last 5 seasons. Often hated buy uneducated bogans and westies because the Roosters home is in Bondi, one of the more elite sea side suburbs of Sydney, therefore are seen as "the rich kids"

Dave; lets all go to the footy, the Sydney Roosters are playing
Ben; nah screw that, they’re shit
Dave; yeah you’re right lets just stay in the ghetto tonight and get pissed again
Ben; yeah mate lets show the world how proud we are of living in the western suburbs and acting like rednecks!

by andie_s March 21, 2006

Urban Rooster

n. A dog which barks in the early morning hours and awakes people from their sleep, similar to a rooster on a farm.

The neighbor's 'urban rooster'dog wakes me up every morning at the crack of dawn.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 26, 2010

Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

Red Rooster

A vagina that kinda hangs and resembles a roosters hood.

I finally banged Cindy. She had a big Red Rooster.

by Louisiplaya March 01, 2009