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released a demon

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.
"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."
by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013
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release the geese

An exclamation to signify a wild-goose chase (a pursuit of something unattainable or non-existent) involving many people has begun.

Often heard on money-saving or bargain-hunting forums, such as HotUKDeals or MoneySavingExpert, following a post about a bargain that other forumites will stuggle to find, but will search for nevertheless.
OP: Some branches of Tesco are selling the latest Call Of Duty game for £5.00!

Poster1: I will check after work
Poster2: Not at my local - they never have good deals
Poster3: Some greedy t*** bought all of them at mine!
Poster4: RELEASE THE GEESE!
by mvlwk June 1, 2014
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Release Day

"Hey are you gonna go see the movie on Release Day?"

"Probably not, it's gonna be crowded."
by Nero-chan July 26, 2007
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happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.
When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.
by FLthongboy December 19, 2011
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Release the Hounds

To open ones crack to reveal a world of brownish goodness.
Tom's popped off to the shitter to release the hounds!
by TheAnalPain August 26, 2013
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Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.
Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.
by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010
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Release The Kraken

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"
by cmjvikes April 9, 2010
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