Rectum Scale

A scale used to measure how much of an asshole someone is! (similar to the Richter scale, only used for douche bags and cockholes)

That jerk off stole my loot - he's about a 10 on the rectum scale.

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

rectum

the anal opening, the hole from which feces pour forth, the object of sexual affection amongst homosexuals, and the main focus of a proctologist's examination.

And lo, just as Earl had assumed the sitting position while using the facilities a great burst of feces did pour forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Buttfucked September 28, 2003

Rabbi Rectum

A large Jewish woman who likes extreme anal sex and giving rim jobs to wind tunnel tested hairy men.

He got licked like Rabbi Rectum

by DonkeyLicker November 15, 2006

CRANIAL RECTOSIS

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.

Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

by Eric Shun May 2, 2003

rectum wrangler

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass

"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.

by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007

rectum plunger

when a object as a viberator or dildo is inserted into the anus or aka the asshole.

bill:did you hear that sally died?

Marcie:No way....how did she die?

bill:she went to far down on her rectum plunger!!!!

by bill dildo October 10, 2008

rectum sex

taking it in the poop hole

dude i had rectum sex last night

by big penised amarican September 27, 2003