poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

by joe62890 February 20, 2011

Puckered Lips

A really tight butthole that look like puckered lips.

The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever

by ACORDE August 10, 2010

pucker screen

Another word for your asshole.

yo, call stacy up, i wanna play with her ol pucker screen

by ajeezy May 31, 2007

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Puckered Divider

The area of skin on the human body between the anus and genitals.

The Puckered Divider is where God zipped you up after he was done creating you.

by Chubbypoet February 11, 2009