prost-a-tot

A child entrant in to some type of regional "beauty" pageant.

The poor child had no idea that entering Kentucky's Little Miss Pageant made her nothing more than a prost-a-tot to fill a gaping hole in her desperate mother's self-esteem.

by jesshtx August 28, 2006

prostidude

Tha term used 4 a man whore.

Dat he-bitch Duece Biglalow'z a muhhfukkin prostidude.

by G-gro September 5, 2005

penal prostate exam

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

by poqwer September 30, 2007

Posty

American Rapper

POST MALONE

I love Posty man his tracks are sick

by hhhhheman January 24, 2019

prostate pinch

the act of inserting ones fore finger and thumb in order to pinch ones prostate gland in attempt to reach erection and or ejaculation

i was so tiered last night i prostate pinch instead of jerking off

by mattipwn November 15, 2007

Prostate exam

One of the best exams you will ever take

Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"

Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"

by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021

Prostciutto

Dried cured ham made from a pig that has mainly been fed on dead prostitutes. Case in point the pigs kept on the Robert "Willie" Pickton farm of Port Coquitlam, British Columbia.

This ham tastes vaguely of carck and cigarette butts, is it a prostciutto?

by Victor Wagg October 30, 2010