Procranstonating

Like procrastinating but in this variation one spends their time surfing the web reading things about Bryan Cranston and all things Breaking Bad.

Mike: "Hey why are you reading a recap of last nights's Breaking Bad episode? Shouldn't you be studying?"
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."

by crd637 November 18, 2013

procrasshole

A person who distracts others from the work they are about to get underway.

Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.

by Miss Eggcorn July 28, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

Procrackstinating

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.

Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

by SunnyLimlim July 29, 2017

Proactive

Pro•active

Being fucking active

I'm a proactive stoner

by Proactive stoner November 27, 2018

Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.

We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.

by meeshflag March 2, 2019

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019