pallid

Uninspiring, a bit off

We lost the match against north cape - my game was a tad pallid

by inthebubble September 24, 2016

Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.

(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'

by mids99 July 10, 2010

clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp

Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.

by Skott October 11, 2004

pall mall

A shitty ass cheap menthol cigerette for ppl that are too cheap to buy marlboros.

Skittles choked on his pall mall at the bus stop and had a seazure and rolled into the road n got creamed by his own bus.

by Mikeee420 July 24, 2006

palladium

A gambling hole, where various people with nothing in their lives,and no skill except "getting jackpot on a pound" Usually inhabited by various addicts, and mostly teenager. You can also find the common fligmunch here.

"mate coming down the palladium"
"I got a jackpot last night down the palladium, pound in, 50 out!"

by mafu April 20, 2005

Pallying

This is an Asian disorder which causes the victim to constantly lie. The disease somehow has spread from Asia to a small place in England called Middlesbrough.

The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.

The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.

As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.

Michael:"I've won the lottery!"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"

Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"

Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"

by Gertrude Bearmont August 19, 2006

Enrico Pallazzo

A 3-year-old gelding racehorse, named after Enrico Pallazzo from Naked Gun, who doesn't just run but also provides hope to a ragtag bunch of Adelaidian hooligans at a time where politics is shot, the economy is stalling and their footy team is playing way below its potential.

A direct synonym for hope.

What we really need now is some Enrico Pallazzo to get through the working week.

by sirtobealot December 3, 2018