Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.

David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.

by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010

pooping

To defile a thing. To do something badly.

pooping in the periwinkle, I'm pooping it at this job.

by Durant Channelten August 15, 2007

Pooling

Pooling is the process of a girl getting wet and creating a puddle, or “pool” pooling is the process of a girl getting wet or being wet and her vagina is drowning.

When I got on top of Jessica she was already pooling.

by SoupCanHarry The hobo December 15, 2018

Pooping

Taking a dump in the stinky toilet.

*pooping* AHHHH! *fart* EW

by Tiny Egg Thing March 29, 2019

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008

pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!

Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!

by anonymous May 21, 2018