Phail

Carlo/Clive Alaimo.

I commute to work in South Phails every morning on the phailway service run everyday by NationalPhail.

by IGYAFI January 17, 2009

phail

A fail due to some specific reason which is undefined at first, but subsequently comes to light.

NOTE: When applied to forum debate situations, both parties must be unaware of the relevant specifics (at first) in order for the phail to be valid.

See also: whin, whail

Awwww! It was my battery charger! I didn't need to buy a whole new phone! Total phail!!

Darn. I should have listened to that other user. Phail.

by sheepdog91 October 4, 2010

lunch pail

A person who is not even worthy of being called a "toolbox".

see also-"complete douchebag"

As Ted walked away, Bob said to Steve, "That guy is such a lunch pail."

by Roddy von Seldeneck May 22, 2007

Pfail

To go through an entire day of drinking during which one blacks out but eventually regains awareness in time to stop themselves from getting their ass handed to them by a very angry frat boy

Oh man, i pfailed the shit outta saturday

Yeah, i pfailed yesterday and almost got my ass beat man

by reaction17 July 28, 2011

beyond the pail

drop a bucket over that ugly broads mug, and draw a new face on the bucket!!

i am always thinking "beyond the pail"

by spyd4r August 28, 2003

Epic Phail

Someone who cannot play a game due to the fact they only leech points and follow others around.

Josh is an Epic Phail when playing Guild Wars.

by Pend March 13, 2009

Phail

When/if the Phillies lose the World Series!

God, that phail was painful to watch.

by sleepnix October 31, 2009