Phail

When/if the Phillies lose the World Series!

God, that phail was painful to watch.

by sleepnix October 31, 2009

Food baby

After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.

After the five course meal, Jessica's food baby was so large that a guy asked her when she was due.

by sleepnix February 20, 2009