2 definition by sleepnix

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After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.
After the five course meal, Jessica's food baby was so large that a guy asked her when she was due.
by sleepnix February 20, 2009

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When/if the Phillies lose the World Series!
God, that phail was painful to watch.
by sleepnix October 31, 2009

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