Pfail
To go through an entire day of drinking during which one blacks out but eventually regains awareness in time to stop themselves from getting their ass handed to them by a very angry frat boy
Pfail by reaction17 July 28, 2011
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Dirty Pfahler
An act of nature performed while hunting Bull Elk in Western Montana. A hunter puts himself in a tripod position and bugles in a large strapping Elk. If the hunter is worth his salt the Bull should score 400+ in Boone and Crocket record books. The gargantuan Bull then comes trotting down the mountain side pissing all over himself. It then mounts the willing hunter unleashing multiple loads of sperm in the hunter's anal cavity. The hunter then waddles back to camp with his butt cheeks clinched as to not spill a drop. Once inside the cozy wall tent he precedes to bukakke all his hunting bros with a massive tsunami of Bull spunk! The hunter is then celebrated and held in the highest esteem of his gun toting peers. Often times the hunter must be transfered to the nearest hospital to stitch the anal tearing and repair the chocolate starfish for next year's hunt.
Why doesn't Court talk about his hunting trips anymore, why does Court no longer fart, wierd. Maybe that Dirty Pfahler had something to do with it.
Dirty Pfahler by Wapiti66 June 1, 2011
pailicy/pelicy
The same as policy, translation.....what are your intentions?, whits yer pailecy?
sometimes directed at freinds....whats your C.P, central pailicy, the intentions
of a group.
sometimes directed at freinds....whats your C.P, central pailicy, the intentions
of a group.
upper middle class edinburgh pailicy/pelicy, catches a tradesman with wife's pants on his head ferociously pulling the head of it.. whits yer pailicy man, wit do you thing yer doing.
i'm trying to enyoy a glass of sherry with my wife whits yer pailicy man!
i'm trying to enyoy a glass of sherry with my wife whits yer pailicy man!
pailicy/pelicy by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 26, 2006
pmail
The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.
pailin
...where do we start? An amazing girl! She's trustworthy, pretty, intelligent, kind, and hilarious. She's charismatic, sophisticated and powerful. But she can also be very weird and crazy.
Laughs at her own jokes.
She's incredibly smart, has a way with words and is a great listener. She loves helping people with their personal problems, even when she can’t handle her own.
Laughs at her own jokes.
She's incredibly smart, has a way with words and is a great listener. She loves helping people with their personal problems, even when she can’t handle her own.
pailin by Urban Dict.au February 5, 2021
paily
paily by EMISON IS CANNON June 16, 2017
Diaper pail
Traditionally, a container, holder, unit, receptacle, or other, specifically designed to contain used cloth diapers, until such a time that the diapers can be dealt with. Traditional diaper pails are usually cylindrical in shape, white in colour, have a removable lid, and are made out of plastic. By design, diaper pails much resemble that of a standard kitchen garbage pail, and are an absolute must have item in any household where there are babies wearing cloth diapers.
The diaper pail in the baby's bedroom contained several days worth of wet and dirty cloth diapers, rubber pants, and baby wash cloths.
After changing the baby, I opened the lid of the plastic diaper pail, and tossed the soiled diaper and rubber pants inside.
After changing the baby, I opened the lid of the plastic diaper pail, and tossed the soiled diaper and rubber pants inside.
Diaper pail by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 22, 2006
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