Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011

physics package

n. (Military jargon) The essential workings of a nuclear or thermonuclear weapon. The "physics package" is designed by scientists at a weapons lab and comprises all the nuclear reactants used in the device, such as plutonium, lithium deuteride, etc. The military then decides how to deploy it (missiles, bombs, backpacks).

Military weaponeer: "The B-66A is an advanced, bunker-busting, anti-raghead weapon that is based on the Los Alamos E-1337 physics package. The guidance system uses a special neural network code to identify and deliver the device against brown-skinned persons of the Muslim persuasion..."

Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"

by Carl Willis October 17, 2004

physics

1.the source of misery for billions of kids around the world.
2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.

"the world would be a happier place w/o physics"
"yes i totallg agree."

by Fearall October 1, 2005

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.

Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.

by RealBillNye November 30, 2020

Physics

Physics is a science that was born when the alphabet was vomited into math

Oh man i got physics on my shoes

by Bertybert October 11, 2016

Physics

A bullshit subject that you will never use in like your entire life

Physics makes me suicidal

by OMAR NUMBER 1 -SOMEone said September 30, 2019

Ronald McDonald Physics

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.

Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.

by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012