come come paradise

some questionable material kakashi reads in naruto and naruto shippuden, written by jiraiya aka. ero sennin

naruto: sakura-chan! sakura-chan! have you seen kakashi sensei???
sakura: he's probably reading come come paradise
naruto: he's reading ero sennin's r-rated porn book... how surprising
sasuke: he's late again
*kakashi appears*
kakashi: sorry... i guided someone to the hokages's office, he was lost-
naruto, sakura, sasuke: ...
naruto, sakura, sasuke: KAKASHI SENSEI
kakashi: heh heh heh

by superiorlesbian August 19, 2019

Fool's Paradise

When you think your dick is the biggest your partner has ever seen.

John thinks his dick is the biggest one his girlfriend ever saw, John is living in a Fool's paradise

by TheUsualSuspects January 31, 2020

Zulu's Paradox

The theory that if AnPrims were true AnPrims they would not be using the internet as it is the most advanced communications and information technology we have

- Yeah, John always goes around spewing that he is an AnPrim in Discord servers.
-Well it is as they say, it all goes back Zulu's Paradox.

by Teknikaren February 17, 2021

The Aryan Paradox

The Aryan Paradox is when you go to sleep as soon as you touch the bed.
Once any part of your body touches the bed no matter if you're wearing clothing or not.
Once touched, you fly over to the center of the bed, with the blanket folding over your body from shoulders and under.

(Person 1) It's a sleepover, how did Aryan sleep already?
(Person 2) He touched the bed, he is part of the Aryan Paradox.

by tatalol October 29, 2021

nigger paradox

When the only way you can get a black persons respect is to be extremely cool and nice to them. Which, in return, they take advantage of the niceness and you're back where you started. This mainly applies to adults/teachers.

My principal was a good principal. He only went wrong when he started befriending everyone. All the black kids now saw him as a peer and not a figure of authority, thus taking advantage of him and causing him to get fired. The nigger paradox. If you don't befriend them, they dont respect you. When you do befriend them, they take advantage of you. It never works out.

by The Great Faran October 28, 2007

Elitist Paradox

The attempted to by Conservatives and Liberals to lable the other as being elitist. Both sides fail to recognize the fact that there elitist on both sides of the political spectrum.

The debate about the Conservative and Liberal elite is the reason why the Elitist Paradox exist.

by ????^_^???? October 9, 2006

paraudolia

Paraudolia is the hearing of tunes, songs, and words where the are not found as usually defined. They are not created intentionally by man (or "aliens"). As in words heard on records played backwards. These are opposed to words, songs and tunes created intentionally by humans (or "aliens"). Also opposed to hearing words or melodies in raindrops, white noise, bell ringing, or when tired, as these are types of auditory hallucinations. Paraudolia is to sound, as pareidolia is to visual imagery.

"He played a Beatles record backwards and heard seven words in a row that had nothing to do with the sounds and music when played forward, it was pure paraudolia."

by fred ressler September 22, 2008