Pajamatize

To shed ones workday attire as soon as returning home in favor of comfortable pajamas. Similar to Clark Kent rapidly changing into SuperMan.

Hold on, I can't make dinner yet, I gotta pajamatize.

by Pajamatizer January 8, 2013

Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013

pajama milk

Male or female wet dream fluid.

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"

by The Dudestache February 5, 2014

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016

parafaux

A concept that seems paradoxical but is not.

Tod:"It's paradoxical to say you feel good because you are in pain!"
Lucy:"It appears so but I'm a masochist so that's a parafaux.

by DJKiwi July 25, 2018