Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.

Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!

by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009

ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.

"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"

by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016

Dummy-yummy pair

When two friends have such a strong dynamic in being idiots together that you can't help it, but just think that they're adorable in doing what they love.

Person 1: No, I don't want your pats.
Person 2: *pats anyways and runs away*
Person 1: You motherfu--*runs after them*
Person 3: Look at that dummy-yummy pair.

by Pseudo Saint September 20, 2021

pairing whore

A character in fan fiction that is/can be/ has been paired up with just about any male and/or female character from the original work. Whether it is out of character (also know as OC) or not.

Haruno Sakura (from Naruto) has been paired or has fallen in love with just about anyone as has Hermione Granger thus making them pairing whores.

by Kurama_Bookworm127 July 18, 2013