Nelly Haters

People who hate on Nelly because he has more money than they can imagine and he has everything that they want but can't afford to buy on welfare checks.

I wanted to buy an Escalade but my welfare check wouldn't cover it.

by HoneyBee18 June 30, 2003

Netty sex

when a male ejaculates up one of his partners nostrils, then immediately follows it by ejaculating up the partners second nostril.

Jessica is always feeling congested because she has Netty sex with every guy she meets.

by Pizzaface999 August 23, 2011

netsystem

Netsystem.com is a satellite broadband internet provider based in Italy, and provide services across Europe.

Netsystemusers.com is a UK-based support site for users of the Netsystem internet service.

"I am a Netsystem subscriber"

by Dac June 28, 2004

Nellyslap

Alternative name for cockslap. Possibly only used in London, or perhaps Britain. Origin unknown.

I was feeling kinky so I nellyslapped the bitch.

by nellyslapper January 30, 2009

Netlagged

Netlagged is similar to being Jet lagged. It is fatigue caused by existing in at least three different time zones, whilst chatting on the internet.

GMT (UK)
Canada to GMT (UK) 6 hours difference behind
GMT (UK) to Indonesia 10 hours difference in front
chatting to people simultaneously would constitute being netlagged.

by RavenPal February 2, 2010

Netlife

1.(n.) Having another life on the internet completely seperate from real life. Investing so much time over the internet, it becomes a lifestyle. Being on the internet for countless hours every day and adopting a new life.
2. Netlively(adj.)Having the quality of a netlife.

1. Her real life as an akward, ugly geek was nothing compared to her netlife as a crazy, outgoing skater chick.

Those chat room games like Yoville are for people who have netlives.

2. He is not a very netlively person, even though he knows so much about computers.

by jelloloooo March 17, 2011

Neylyn

Neylyn is a beautiful, kind, loving bit sarcastic women. She comes off as nice but kicks ass when needed to. She is overprotective of her family and friends. She is very sarcastic, funny, and enjoyable. She doesn't like to use the words "I love you" as much but when she does, it means you indeed have found place in her heart. Treat her right and she'll be a good friend, girlfriend or best friend. No one can compare to a Neylyn. She is truly a blessing from heaven. She also has a nice body, and is very eye catching.

Neylyn is so beautiful!

Neylyn is the Queen of sarcasm!

by Alohagirl89 November 25, 2018