muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

Muppet Fucker

A person who has a fetish involving sexual acts with muppets.

Orehna is a Muppet Fucker

by Xenu4d2 May 3, 2008

muppet crazy

To lose all control, flop around uncontrollably, and make loud incoherent noises. Like Animal, the muppet.

He stuck his face in her cleavage and went muppet crazy. She had to spend 5 minutes cleaning up his slobber.

by tyberiusREX December 16, 2007

muppet reject

A person who is full of his/her self-importance, yet knows nothing about the subject they're talking about.

"Wow, the Newscaster seems a well-informed authority on China!"
"Nah, he's an expert on spreading bullshit - a muppet reject"

This one was rejected from the muppet show because he was too ugly.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

Muppet's Mouth

Slang word for vagina

My playsuit is riding right up my muppet's mouth.

by ohthatslovely February 20, 2012

muppet baby

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

by derm June 18, 2005

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 22, 2007