trailer park mummy 

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.

i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.

trailer park mummy by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011

Gummy mummy 

Very similar to a Yummy mummy. ie a sexually attractive mother who looks after herself and her appearance.

There is, though, an important distinction. Gummy mummies are beautiful and attractive until they open their mouths. They have serious gum problems, normally caused by previous crack or meth addiction.

John: Wow, look at Tina's mum, she's a yummy mummy !!

Shaun: Who ? Shazza ? have you seen her when she opens her gob ? I'd say she's more like a gummy mummy.

coined the term

Gummy mummy by JustJayne November 19, 2010

angry mummy 

Giving a sleeping MILF a surprise facial. (Bonus points for getting it in her eyes).

Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!

angry mummy by Too tall May 26, 2014

yummy mummy 

A mother who is interested in looking after herself as well as her family while taking pride in her appearance. She doesn't have to be gorgeous just a little interested in being mildly fabulous!

There is nothing a yummy mummy likes more than leaving the kids with dad and taking off for a pedi and a mini manicure.

yummy mummy by gnabunne September 12, 2008

the mummy 

disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.

Oh man, I definetly pulled a mummy on that dead hooker we dug up.

the mummy by Steelydan February 25, 2005

The Mummy 

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.

Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!

The Mummy by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005

Dummy Mummy 

Teenage pregnancy

When a kid has a kid: specialy to claim Dole money. A Dummy Mummy

Dummy Mummy by greengerkin April 3, 2009