Mud Shark

A Fat white girl that sluts around with thug black guys.

Did you see so and so hangin around the p.j.'s again lookin for cock? She's suck a fuckin mud shark

by The Man 516 April 25, 2009

Mud shark

Any girl who ingages in sexual activity with a black guy is considered a mud shark.

Hey, john i hear marissas pussy is black from all the rub off.

John: what a mud shark

by Ohsamabinlady123 December 8, 2017

mud cricket

Almost all of Elsie, MI.

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.

Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.

by putter4646 February 28, 2017

mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.

melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.

by robbartles May 20, 2010

Mud Mohawk

The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.

When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.

by George Schwanz March 23, 2011

mud biscuit

A slang terminology to describe a person as a "piece of shit", in a serious or jovial manner

"Go fuck yourself, you mud biscuit".

by Christopher "Robb-E-Robb" Robb June 1, 2011

Mud Bagging

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)

friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.

by Dick Champ May 22, 2011