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Mortelities

1. People who are fans of Spanish actor Alvaro Morte
2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of actor Alvaro Morte, e.g. his bedroom eyes, his cheekbones, his dimples, sexy toussled hair and beard.

Mortelity (singular) : Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented Spanish stage and on-screen actor Alvaro Morte
Do you know what these ladies are called? Mortelities!
by alvaromorto March 19, 2018
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Morten

A weak boy who is normally referred to as "Kina" or "China". Usually drives around on a scooter.
The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".

"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.
by Molo2003 December 9, 2018
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Mortensen

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.
Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.
by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019
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mortegrind

Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,

To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019
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mortegrind

Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,

To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.
I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack
by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019
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Mortimore

A heroic clan opposed to the savage Mortimer clan. Also known as the Mores, they have been battling the Mers for millennia in an ongoing war in order to reproduce as much as possible so that they can outnumber the other clan.
It is considered rude to deny a Mortimore their sex privileges since all you are doing is hindering them in their battles against the Mers.
by MadHatter6 June 6, 2020
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Morten Østergaard

(Substantiv) Udførelse af seksuel krænkelse, der ikke har nogen konsekvens andet end udelukkelse fra en gruppe.
Den nye formand for DF har lavet en Morten Østergaard.
by Screw_JayDuck November 2, 2020
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