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a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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nigger monkey

a nigger who jumps from tree to tree, travels monkey-like in the city and/or jungle, woods.
by reverendxblack December 30, 2008
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Monkey Nigger

A person of African American descent. Typically a boo boo nig nog.
Craig: damn spooks broke into my car

Tony: it was probably that monkey nigger Slim down the road
by break da law November 8, 2018
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smashed monkey

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."
by LarrySanders February 6, 2009
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mobney

What snarky poker players call money. Originally a simple typo in an online boast made by ten-time world champion Phil Hellmuth, "I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney" the word "mobney" is currently used:

a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name

b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.

Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
"You're just jealous of Phil! He has all the mobney and all the bracelets. Anyone who says otherwise is a JOPKE"
by allogroomer March 19, 2007
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monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
by karteler July 19, 2014
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monkey flip

A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up
*Monkey flip*
*epic music playing in background*
by Robin<3 October 3, 2020
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