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Cock Mobbed

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011
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willy-mobbed

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?
by archania2012holocaust May 3, 2011
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Knob Mobbin

Is a premature form of turret syndrome that some of the most famous DJ's develop over time. It is one of the easiest syndromes to develop and without a doubt is the

best way to spot this Faux DJ syndrome. Knob Mobbin is best used when a Faux DJ has no idea how to mix or add/subtract from the mix but wants to look like a

complete master on the mixer, and to the untrained eyes and ears, a Faux DJ may possibly seem like the most talented DJ ever.
Jim: Bro, I just saw DJ Hardenuf absolutely tear up the mixer, he looked like a surgeon operating on someone dude.
Bob: No way, was he cuttin the crossfader back and forth and beat juggling?
Jim: Yeah, I think he was dude, his hands were moving so fast and he was literally touching every knob on the mixer in a matter of seconds. He's such a good DJ dude. Mind Blown for sure bro.
Bob: Are you serious? why would he need to touch every knob on the mixer? Was the sound changing all over the place?
Jim: I don't know, kind of, but DJ Slaptone played the exact same way, and everyone knows he's got crazy talent. Right?
Bob: 100% wrong dude, many DJ's get trapped into feeling like they should be mixing when not necessary. Its tough to watch a DJ do this. It's similar to watching a horse needing to being put down because of a broken leg. i'm sorry you had to see that bro:(
Jim: Wow, how does this happen? Why does this have to happen to all the best ones!
Bob: It's a known disease that Faux DJ's develops after years of pretending to DJ. It's called Knob Mobbin. Not only is it a disease, its an externally visible character flaw, that borderlines turrets. Only cure is to learn to DJ or quit Djing cold turkey.
by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017
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PMSM mobbing

Political manipulation to spread misery and intimidation, to get more votes.

P= political
M=manipulation
SM=spread misery (like BDSM because of humilliation, inequality etc. then people think, life is unfair, I am going to vote for the biggest bully)

And they do it against your will. They think you will repeat mistakes.
PMSM mobbing made me physically sick, their social stress gave me c.dificille.

Me too, the PMSM mob and corona increased my blood pressure.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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Wild-mobbing

Wild-mobbing the action um herr. wild zu moben indem man sachen wie: "wild geh nach hause sagt
Person 1: "Wild geh nach hause"
Person 2: "Höhr auf mit dem Wild-mobbing"
by Shadow UwU November 11, 2021
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Top Mobber

A person who does not sleep and stays up all night until sunrise almost every night.
Yo, shawty is a Top Mobber. She ain’t been to sleep in days.
by babythaya856 November 12, 2021
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Just mobbing drops

When you chain eat anything that ends in "drop":

while adding eye drops to dry eyes in the dark.

Just mobbing drops

All day everyday. Just mobbing the drops. Raw dog balls deep

All day everyday mic drop
by La queefa rifa April 12, 2024
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