A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
by Tidrow March 21, 2011
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'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
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(man huff) pronounced (muff)
when a man is so stressed that everything is someone else's fault. He takes no blame for anything that goes wrong, starts flying off the handle and goes in a mhuff.
mhuff can be brought on without prior warning. there is no known cure for a mhuff, however some say that a DW can release the tension brought on by one.
when a man is so stressed that everything is someone else's fault. He takes no blame for anything that goes wrong, starts flying off the handle and goes in a mhuff.
mhuff can be brought on without prior warning. there is no known cure for a mhuff, however some say that a DW can release the tension brought on by one.
Deadline day at a newspaper, the editor can find himself suffering a major mhuff when he has made a mistake and needs someone to blame.
by Mr Huffy Puff October 27, 2011
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Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
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Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
by Alymae April 28, 2013
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"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
by Quartlow June 29, 2021
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"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
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"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
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