Mister Tough

What you call one of your friends that trying to act hard to make them feel stupid.

(John cockblocks Paul)
Paul: WTF bitch next time you do that I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
John: Calm down Mister tough!
Paul: :/

by realmadridzidane5 December 13, 2010

Mister Heavenly

An Indie Rock band from the American Northwest, consisting of Honus Honus, Nicholas Thorburn, and Joe Plummer. They are actually very good and should be listened to. Some of their songs are Bronx Sniper, Mister Heavenly, and Pineapple Girl. Also they have some guy named Michael Cera as a bassist while they are touring the U.S.

Mister Heavenly is a pretty good band.

by Marcus 24 October 15, 2011

miseryxchord

Artist and illustrator known for her dramatic figurative work. Her style has been described as "Post-Pre-Raphealite". She works mainly in watercolour and mixed media but also incorporates photography and computer rendered art.

Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.

Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism

Straightedge and Vegan

Wicked sense of humor

Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.

Is terrified of zombies

MiseryXchord dropped a lightningbolt on that kid who was stealing her photos on Buzznet.

by Blaqk Cadillac August 21, 2007

porca miseria

Italian equivalent of 'Misery, you bitch'...you can find it in the old black and white Italian movies of the 1950s. Porca means female pig, dirty female, bitch, and miseria is misery in the socio-economic sense - poverty, adversity etc.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.

He's walking under a snow storm, soaked, freezing saying out loud: Porca miseria, I can't even get myself a hot drink...

by mariangela ezponda December 15, 2008

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

coal miner

When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!

Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!

by Bike Curious November 15, 2010

Nerf Miner

Mostly people write nerf miner on live broadcasts where someone is sick or dying.In comments

Comment:nerf miner

by unknow idiot February 12, 2022