missioncontrol

A great plan thought up while drinking beer and mowing the lawn.

I am sticking with my plan... it's a good plan... I came up with it while drinking beer and mowing the lawn...

Looks like he pulled another missioncontrol.

by The Aristocrats September 11, 2008

missionary

the regular sex position man on top of woman

missionary is when the man gets on top of girl and rides her

by jackiebabe March 19, 2010

Missionary Golf

A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as such, playing a full 18 holes of Missionary Golf is quite likely impossible.

It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.

After a few holes of Missionary Golf, John and Shirly were exhausted!

by Christopher R April 16, 2007

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009

Missioning

Using the public transit to go someone's house/to an event

"Hey are you guys going to Franny's?"
"Yeee, bro. We're missioning it there."
"Seriously?"
"Shelay"

by Gina Un-Failure June 22, 2009

Cocaine mission

A journey to find blow with a few friends usually late nite/early morning. This usually involves getting behind the wheel under the influence to drive across town to meet up with your drug dealer. This is often a quiet and sketchy ride to get to your destination.

"Hey John pass me your cell we need to find some blow for these broads. Looks like were going on a Cocaine Mission."

by orlandobloomingonion January 10, 2010

Missionary Position

The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.

Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.

by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 18, 2011