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Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

Mexican Porch Party 

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
Mexican Porch Party by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Mexican Jurisprudence 

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

mexican sugar dancing 

When you dig up a mostly rotted corpse, hook it up with wires that connect to a source of electricity, puppeteer it and have people pay to have sex with it.
"Man I am so low on money right now. I should start mexican sugar dancing."

Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
Mexican Easter Egg by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011

Mexican cool off 

The act of one person blowing on another person to cool them off.
Danielle gave Kevin a Mexican Cool off because they're too cheap to afford fans.