Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

Ryan Met

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.

"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."

by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022

Met tongues

This sentence is used to represent a french kiss, if two people have met tongues (clashing tongues in a french kiss).

Person 1: Have y’all met tongues with eachother yet?
Person 2: Yeah we have, why?

by ZedToastUD1 September 4, 2025

Met le comme un stylo

C'est quand tu fais tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.

Aniss chti hada met le comme un stylo.

by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025

Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.

“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021

Metting

The annual tradition of the New York Mets major league baseball team squandering a division lead or choking in a big series.

The New York Mets are metting again by losing their division lead to the Braves. The Mets always choke and are metting again in the National League East race.

by America's Team August 24, 2022