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canker mechanic

by Pierre Vincent FORD February 16, 2008
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Mechanic Falls

Contrary to popular belief, Mechanic Falls is not a shit hole. It is a quaint little town set in Androscoggin, Maine. If you really want a shit hole go to Lewiston, Maine it is full of scary, creepy drug addicts.
I liked Mechanic Falls, it was beautiful!
by tanasha2212 December 4, 2012
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Whisker Mechanic

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.
Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"
by Iukong January 4, 2011
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Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011
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Reverse Mechanic

Vinne's not gay! He's creative. He's a reverse mechanic. He likes to play in the dirt.
by Hamlet Turn Around May 10, 2018
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Mechanicsville, md

A shitty little town full of rednecks and drunks, with nothing to do but drink and do drugs and have little babies
the crappest place ever outside of arkansas is mechanicsville, md
by socialoutcasts October 8, 2008
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mechanic/ changing the oil

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil
We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil
by aodhan18 April 14, 2010
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