PJ Merkel 

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

PJ Merkel by baljeet reji June 12, 2019

merkaba 

A Merkaba is an inner spaceship temple. "Mer" means Light. "Ka" means Spirit. "Ba" means Body. It is the divine light vehicle used by ascended masters to connect with and reach those in tune with the higher realms.

It was high noon and I was tripping balls and freaking out! Then I saw a Merkaba for the first time in my life. I started floating in outer space and could even smell bacon! I knew everything was going to be alright. {merkabah} {freezerburn} {highnoon}

merkaba by Rivkah December 29, 2016

Merky 

meaning a tune is heavy to Mc to
usually used by Underground Garage Mcs

"trust me this tune is Merky"

Merky by BADBOY November 9, 2004

merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants

merkeled by collosoll April 26, 2016

Merkin 

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

Merkin by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

merkled 

an extension of the word "merked" or to "merk" someone. except in a cooler manner :)

"no blad you have been merkled!"

merkled by jDOT! January 21, 2009

merkel 

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

merkel by thewordster September 8, 2008