A person who operates entirely on impulse, doing whatever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want—typically marked by extreme self-absorption, disregard for others, and a volatile, hyper-antisocial streak verging on manic chaos.
Stay away from anyone who claims to be merky—they’re basically the human equivalent of Hulk wearing the black suit Spider-Man symbiote.
the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.
Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*