Medelo

1-The word that enlightened beings use to define the act of unwilling sex, can also be defined as "Surprise Sex" or "HAPPYFUNTIME" but to truly define the act "Medelo" must be used.

2-To approach someone and remove their clothing and engage in penetration

3-Medelo Redemption Organisation Of Freedom, or MROOF, is the organisation dedicated to empowering the use of the word and to spread the wonderful act of Medelo to the general public.

We will now commence the meeting of MROOF, and comments? Now, Let's discuss Medelo.

by GermyMcErmy July 9, 2011

Eva Mendes

A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.

To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.

"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"

"Awww <3"

Next Day They Go Out.

Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.

by Westmoreland November 29, 2010

Meade Employee

One Who Sniffs Chemicals.

Yo Sniffer, You Been Huffin The Shizzo Again?

by The Cowboy Of Khaos October 5, 2003

Mendenhall

To mount someone from behind while they are in the fetal position on the ground. After the deed is complete, you roll them over and see the humiliation in their eyes. This is best accomplished in front of a large audience.

That chick was so hot I pretended to trip and totally Mendenhalled her.

by GoPack! January 25, 2011

medea

1. Crazy lady with magic
2. Lady who likes steps; and/or never leaves them
3. Boring-ass latin movie that no one really watched (but went to urbandictionary.com instead...)

"and i must gather some means. one of two jewles or small gold things... MEDEA

by Well-meaning STUDENT January 26, 2007

Shawn mendes

Daddy!!

Friend 1:who’s that

Friend 2:that is what you call a snack

Friend 1:that’s what you call my new daddy

Shawn mendes is what you call a daddy or a snack if your hungry

by sillysausages101 December 18, 2018

dirty medea

Dirty Medea is when a girl twerks so hard that her pants rip apart. After ripping her pants she makes the guy cum just from her twerking and swallows everything.

"Dude, did she give you the dirty Medea treatment?"

by Magnusik November 25, 2020