matty b raps 

matty b raps is the newest next generation's up coming rapper. when you hear the words "matty b raps sucks" kill that bitch on sight. matty b is bomb af and every needs to know about it. go stream "Ms. jackson" its so good. youll turn into matty b.

ME AND YO DAUWTAH

GOT A SPECIAL THANG GOIN ON

YOU SAY ITS PUPPAY LOVEEEE

WE SAY ITS FULL GROWN

"yo did you hear that sick matty b rap song"
"who tf is matty b raps"
(gets shot)

matty b raps by biancydonkey September 19, 2022

Matty Healy 

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

Matty Healy by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Matty P 

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted

"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"

Matty P by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) 

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

Matty B. R 

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

Matty B. R by mr shwarma December 20, 2023

Matty Healy 

look at the RAT 💜

Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜

Matty Healy by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

matty healy 

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

matty healy by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024