eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!

by ghosthunter September 29, 2005

Mannioned

(1) this occurs when you invite a friend to your wedding and he attends but then when he gets married he does not invite you to his wedding.

"Too bad Tom couldnt be here but he got "Mannioned" from Blaes's wedding."

by Cal Ripken December 10, 2003

Peyton Manninged

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.

Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.

by PleaseWork February 2, 2014

Peyton manning

To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.

John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.

by Florida1234 September 15, 2016

joe manning

extremely gay

he man can i suck your dick (joe manning)
no man i am not gay (nak nichols)

by THAT BLACK BOY March 6, 2017

Throw a Manning

The act of throwing in the towel; giving up. Coming from a common towel model at IKEA

I had to throw a Manning yesterday at work, I was pissed off

Tim really threw a Manning in the game on the weekend.

Man I am knackered I feel like throwing in the Manning.

by On Piste Elocutio January 12, 2015

peyton manning

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.

"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

by im eli manning February 10, 2008