1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022
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Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022
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Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/
by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022
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by A NIGGA THAT DONT LIKE MALCOLM May 14, 2022
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by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022
Get the Max Malcolm mug.nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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