malcolm enabulele

A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.

Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.

Malcolm Enabulele you penis!

by SholaAmeobiDay March 11, 2015

Malcolm'd

When the feels gets to real you get nervous and scared you ghost out

Friend: hey bro did you tell her your true thoughts and feeling about you two? Me: nah bro I am going to "Malcolm'd her..

by Witchesbtripping June 18, 2017

Malcolm Subban

It's Malcolm

Did you see Malcolm shut the door on Vitamin McD in OT last night?

Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.

by Cheese Tucker December 8, 2017

Malcolm Butlered

(verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.

2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.

Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.

2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.

by mycousingeorgie May 5, 2018

Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.

Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.

by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018

Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay

Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop

by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019

malcolm arnold academy

A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair

“Have you ever been to Malcolm Arnold academy”
“Yes it’s a shithole”

by Your local chav November 9, 2019