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Malcolm

Malcolm is a Simp, who is the best coach NA and has the middle name "The Strokes" because every chance he gets, he will bring up The Strokes. He also has like 6 songs on his playlist.
Bro you see Malcolm? He still hasnt gotten that picture yet
by swmn October 30, 2020
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Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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Dirty Malcolm

a sigma, skibidi, guy who has a drake snake
Woah! That guy's a real Dirty Malcolm
by mlcky' May 2, 2024
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Malcolm

That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!
by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
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Malcolm

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.

Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/
by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022
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Malcolm

Malcolm is 3 years old and 1 centimeter tall
Malcolm is Joe mama
by 68452768y2hnijksdfailnh March 2, 2022
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The 'Rare Malcolm'

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.
I had a lengthy chat with the 'Rare Malcolm' the other day.
by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017
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