Luna

Gay, furry, has n o i d e a i wrote this hehe but like she chill. luna is a human probably idk shes short, its 1 am and im not sleepign for anouther five hours so i might as well type shit,,,,, l u n a has eyes and hair and a face. not a stinky face, its a chill face. talents include the iconic bro shake from be more chill,,, epicly arting, and like,,,, not getting mad when i spam her at 5:00 am so thats pretty cool thanks br0

if she were a cheese, she would be Parmesan

her cats really fat

she tried to snort sour patch kids once

also she punched me in the face in second grade and ill actualy never forgive her i dont care if its been seven years, ill always be salty about it

me: luna called me a pickle again
casey: You are
luna: pickle
me : *has stroke* *sobs uncontrollably* *aggressively draws angsty fanart*
luna: >:)

by ur mom gai hehe April 16, 2020

whatever lifts your luggage

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."

by ThatsTooBad May 4, 2010

Luna

Emo bitch. Hilarious. Glasses nerd. Read the entire fucking library. Wrote 103920192 smut stories, and is writing a novel rn. Absolute madlass. Comedic drunk (probably).

Denial: watcha listening to
Luna: CRAWWWwliNg iN My SKiiNNn

by Dale Zatar June 11, 2019

lulgasm

Lulgasm: Luling, laughing, lawling, loling, etc, so hard you have a big explosion of said actions, or other bodily fluids. d

Bill: Do you know Fred from China?
Me: No.
Bill: He gives everyone such massive lulgasms.

by Abitdorky July 23, 2009

Luna

Luna is an amazing best friend. Her personality is really easy to figure out. She doesn’t seem like it, but she is really sensitive. Luna is the type of girl who finds happiness wherever she is. That also means, that Luna spreads happiness so easily. She is beautiful on the outside and the inside. She is not obsessed with boys, but she issssss.

Luna is super funny that even if you resist laughing at her jokes, you end up laughing anyways. Treasure a Luna for as long as you live and never ever let her go. Because, she might be the best and most caring friend that you’ll ever meet.

Lunaaaaaaaa, why are you so funny😂😂

by 1238483!29;’dnsjd July 14, 2018

Luna

A beautiful girl and is funny af if you are friends with Luna just know she is a blessing and u better be great full

“Luna is fucking gorgeous

by Slink12335 July 7, 2019

LANGASM

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008