lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

loopholing

The act of drastically exploiting a not-explicitly-forbidden part of a generally well-worded contract; grossly violating the spirit of the law but not the letter. Also, the act of having anal sex and still calling yourself a virgin.

Dick Cheney did some serious loopholing with that whole "it's ok to torture enemy combattants because they're neither soldiers nor civillians" thing.

"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."

"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."

by Lais May 31, 2006

Looc

Cool backwards so basically it's cooler then cool.

Damn you got some loocer hand moves step bro.

by Wallyneal October 10, 2020

lochlain

a really sexy male who is great at sport,he ussuall is uge and has a great smile and personality and does not like rim jobs and a giant personalitie.

wow did u see that lochlain

by Blacky.. November 7, 2012

Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.

"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."

by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013

loochiani

money, cash

Hey man, you got my loochiani?

by ben young September 12, 2003

Loocher

Noun. Anything that makes the sound of shit hitting water, the looch sound. Essentially calling someone a loocher is calling then shit.

To enrage the bullies he stuck his butt at them and called out, "Loocher, loocher, loocher!"

by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009