Lester Burnham

the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty."

"I pulled a Lester Burnham before work this morning."

by BlazerTXBOTL October 8, 2006

Lester

A ballin' drink: Fruit Punch/Cherry/Grape Koolaid, water, Vodka, ice, and hella sugar. Use a straw and bend it while you suck as not to suck up the sugar granuels.

"Dude, why are your lips so red?!"
"Because I just drank a hella Lester!!"

by bi til i die June 15, 2008

Leotard

A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, he’ll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks he’s hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, he’s had every ho in town. Pretty sure he’s got the herp.

Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.

by Msjames44 February 3, 2019

Lester

The old cock in the lounge

Look at Lester

by Nerd dude April 19, 2018

uncle lester

scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.

Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!

by 4666 June 7, 2009

Inspector Mo Lester

Another term for a child molester discovered in a position of authority.

Did you see on the news that Inspector Mo Lester got another one?

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Lesbaru

Subaru most likely owned by a lesbian woman

Hey Eddie look at that lesbaru over there, it's a really gross car.

by Kggg September 20, 2016