You tell ur mother “mother there’s this girl I like I think I’m lesbian” ur mother says “me to” you say “what about dad” she says I’m gay I only used him for money ma sugar daday
by Taytay789 June 9, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. guy:hey cutie can i get your number?
non-man: no, i’m lesbian.
guy: i can turn you straight.
non-man: no you can’t.
non-man: no, i’m lesbian.
guy: i can turn you straight.
non-man: no you can’t.
by imlesbianbitch August 8, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. Patrica: so I heard Jessica’s a lesbian, is this true?
Alexis: yeah she is! We’re actually dating!
Patricia: oh that’s cool! Why didn’t you tell me?
Alexis: I was a little afraid to heh…
Patricia: oh I get it! Well I’m also a lesbian!
Alexis: that is like, so cool!
Alexis: yeah she is! We’re actually dating!
Patricia: oh that’s cool! Why didn’t you tell me?
Alexis: I was a little afraid to heh…
Patricia: oh I get it! Well I’m also a lesbian!
Alexis: that is like, so cool!
by FondnessForBallora August 5, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. by charliesangel22 October 21, 2023
Get the Lesbianmug. Friend A: "Yeah, we've known each other a while. She's amazing. I can just imagine us lesbianing together."
Friend B: "Ask her out then."
Friend B: "Ask her out then."
by Cr3ditsgotoemu September 11, 2022
Get the Lesbianingmug. Person 1: Hey girl you lookin finnnne how bout we go-
Person 2: Sorry, im a lesbian
Person 1: Well then.... I can fix that
Person 2: No thanks, men give me a headache *Walks away to flirt with the gay gals*
Person 2: Sorry, im a lesbian
Person 1: Well then.... I can fix that
Person 2: No thanks, men give me a headache *Walks away to flirt with the gay gals*
by Sleep deprived plant July 3, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. Girl: Hey,I have a crush on someone.
Boy: Is it a girl?
Girl: Yeah. Her name is Anne,she's cute and pretty!
Boy:Are you lesbian?
Girl:Yeah? Of course. Didn't your friend told you that im lesbian?
Boy:No
Boy: Is it a girl?
Girl: Yeah. Her name is Anne,she's cute and pretty!
Boy:Are you lesbian?
Girl:Yeah? Of course. Didn't your friend told you that im lesbian?
Boy:No
by EurynZezer August 1, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug.