(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.
Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"
by Spunko2012 October 06, 2010
by dgadgadfgdfgf November 27, 2020
A Mad lad is somebody who does something extreme, like trying to get inside jokes into the urban dictionary.
U/Wanja01, a mad lad, tries to get himself into the urban dictionary and also reddit.
by u/Wanja01 August 25, 2019
Leader of a group of cretins who usually frequent low brow nighclubs and pull easy girls who are not so easy on the eye (referred to as "fodder"). Their rogue type exterior will endear them to the outside world but do not be fooled.
by ChiefChad January 06, 2010
1. Someone who constantly flaunts his ownership of the new Apple iPad. Pad Lads feel compelled to "demonstrate" the system complete strangers, whether they're interested or not.
2. One of Steve Jobs' techno-hypnotic minions.
2. One of Steve Jobs' techno-hypnotic minions.
I know you're a Pad Lad, David. Everyone's very impressed. But can we please talk about something else?
by Peter Kobs June 02, 2010
by Laycks November 24, 2016
by Clarinetkitty July 28, 2018