Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

by Cargavimey June 24, 2006

Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.

by Kendrick Paulson May 7, 2010

kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

Kensleigh

She is the perfect girl. Her looks, personality, everything is perfect. She will give you all of the love and affection you could ever ask for. She is the best snuggling partner. If you ever find a Kensleigh, keep her. She is perfect.

Kensleigh is the perfect girl.

by Yaboicoco626394 November 3, 2019

kettle

Rural drudges, no class, slovenly, aversive to hard work, dim as a used up bulb. The Kettles were originally a family portrayed in American comic films in the 1940s and '50s (the first was "The Egg And I", portraying life on a chicken / egg farm, the last "The Kettles on Old Macdonald's Farm".) In the first movie, the slow-thinking and lazy Pa and Ma Kettle, with their fifteen children, win a tobacco slogan writing contest and get a modern house with electronic gadgetry they can not fathom. Today, the term is occasionally used to describe an uncouth dufus, a rude lout, someone who completely ignores politeness and common knowledge, someone who might act like an unschooled, ignorant rural clod.

These kettles boarded the plane and proceeded to place their infant in the overhead baggage bin, as he spit tobacco juice on the aisle carpet.

by JDiver May 15, 2010

Kenlee

She is so sweet and amazing! She makes all the boys jaw drop! She makes the most amazing girlfriend! She loves being loved and held! She is amazing at basketball and softball! Every girl wants to be like her!

Dang! I want Kenlee as a girlfriend!

by sweetiepie07 March 21, 2018

kentreal

A lowkey hoe. DO NOT TRUST. “focuses” on one girl. but has MANY side hoes. They trend to be shy. some can be good, MOST ARE HOES, DO NOT DATE THEM

“i knew you were a kentreal when i saw your best friend list on snapchat!”

by hihehe January 12, 2018