jizzam

Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".

(Girl walks by)
Guy: JIZZAM!

by Cody January 18, 2005

Jazzaphone

A saxaphone used to specifically play jazz.Unlike a saxaphone used for concert performances a jazzaphone is played with a more laid back style and has an amazingly great sound quality.

"After my school band concert I drove down to the coffee shop and cranked out some rockin tunes on my jazzaphone!"

by jesusrocksandyoudont February 16, 2010

jizzachief

a handkerchief used to catch your load of jizz / cum when you masturbsate

I was looking up retro cumshots on the computer and was about to blow my load, but managed to get out my blue striped jizzachief just in time

by Jizz Archifer August 9, 2010

wizzard jizzard

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.

Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"

by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010

jizzard

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

by d0rk May 24, 2004

jizzabate

jizzabate
n.
large amount of semen.
-from the latin word jizzabatus. meaning to jizm.

When I was walking down the frozen food aisle I accidently jizzabated my pants.

by fdiddy September 22, 2004

Jazzay

adj. When you have a thought and say it out loud; also known as random; (noun) that crazy black girl who loves fried chicken

"Jazzay Jazzay Jazzzzzay!" "I want cake", or "I need a man!" or "FURNITURE!!!!"

by Jazzay Jabbar June 19, 2008