jizzle

means cums, jiz etc.
Comes from a mans penis.

Fo'Sure! Stephen Jizzled In His Mums Eye!

by sally96097509509 June 11, 2006

jizzed up

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

Jizzle

1.(noun) Jizz, semen, cum, etc.
2.(verb) To jizz, to cum.
3. making fun of gangsta' talk and ebonics.

1.(noun) man that girl loves jizzle!
2. man i jizzled all over her last night
3. Fer Jizzle dawg!

by HLF April 27, 2004

Jizzed

Being drunk and intoxicated.

I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.

by Gregory K October 5, 2007

lil jizzle

Pitbull's slang name for lil Jon

thanks to my nizzle lil jizzle m'off the hizzle fo shizzle

by Da Wa July 20, 2006

Jizzle

a substance secreted when jacking off or considere in other words serm cum or the white pony

i Jizzle in my backyard with your dog

by Patt Mcgroin May 9, 2003

Jizzle Pony

A fag who likes to Jag off too much to gay porno.....so much that he has no seamen left...

nancy is a jizzle pony

by 84750-23894 September 5, 2005